1. brittapperry:

    “I’m sorry” and “I apologize” basically mean the same thing

    unless you’re at a funeral

    (via zac-afron)

     
  2. gnarly:

    gnarly:

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    gnarly:

    Can someone please photoshop ariana grande in this pic i will give u head :)) (dats my dad by the way aha)

    lol i got so many with arianas head on my dads body lmao btw if you do make an edit post it and tag it as supjohnny so i can see it :))

    lmao u guys r funny

    R U SERIOUS

    there are 3 kinds of ppl

    i honestly didn’t think it could get any worse tbhhhhhh

    OMGGGGGGGGG

    here we go again

    (via zackisontumblr)

     
  3. ckings:

    eyareilrahc:

    See this… this is how it’s done.

    No “you don’t look chunky, you look beautiful.”
    No “you don’t look chunky” at all.

    Just complete acceptance. Yeah, you look how you do, and how you look is beautiful. Mama gets it.

    I love you, Mama.

    (Source: realitytvgifs, via myhealthy-habits)

     

  4. hi:

    yes that was the 1 picture I wanted to show you now gimme my phone back

    (via les-poissonss)

     

  5. starkktrek:

    why do guys call girls “cunts” anyway though

    why would you insult someone by referring to them as the only thing about them that actually matters to you

    i mean

    when I get mad at my boyfriend I don’t call him “salary”

    (via runningobsession)

     

  6. phosphorescentt:

    life goals:

    independence
    intelligence
    financial stability
    cute face
    cute butt
    a little scary

    (via runningobsession)

     
  7. becomemorefit:

    s-k-i-n-n-y-p-e-r-f-e-c-t:

    OMG SO MUCH OF THIS I LOVE IT

    my life

    (Source: podrostok.co.vu, via myhealthy-habits)

     

  8. paradisaic:

    looking at the first page of a math test

    image

    (via gimmethatd)

     
  9. tahthetrickster:

    drewapple:

    i can only picture these people stranded out in the middle of the ocean in this picture. like there is nothing around them for thousands of miles 

     

    image

    (Source: cupcakesiclaire, via tickling-your-man-boobies)

     

  10. whoredinarygirl:

    when my mom was pregnant with me my sister decided she didn’t want another sibling so one day she took my brother’s toy cars and lined them by my mom’s room’s doorway and tried making my mom fall on her stomach
    my sister tried killing me in the womb

    (via shits-and-giggles-and-shit)

     

  11. spenceromg:

    I hate it when netflix pauses and asks me if im still watching like yeah you actually think i got up and started doing something with my life bitch put my show back on

    (via therunning-yogi)

     
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  13. wienrs:

    if you’re reading this i’m beautiful

    (via laughter-everyday)

     

  14. american-mouth-flightless-bird:

    "ARE WE REALLY HITTING ON EACH OTHER RIGHT NOW OR ARE WE KIDDING?!!" The Musical.

    (via boogiefever)

     
  15. clownprinceo-crime:

    sailorhater:

    cutebabe:

    misandry-mermaid:

    misandry-mermaid:

    please put this shit on blast. his twitter name is @swerveodactyl and he’s being a complete asshole when called out on that tweet. His name is Beau Miller, he’s a junior at some high school in Washington state, I couldn’t figure out which but I’m sure you guys can help. Thank you so much!

    [Submission]

    An update:  Beau Miller posted this on 4/10 at 4:09pm

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    MEN ARE FUCKING SCUM 2K14

    "or getting flirty eyes from a fat chick" literally die in a fire pLS

    This is insulting to every gender.

    (via time--to-get-fit)