1. brianmalik:

    if i sigh loudly enough will all of my problems go away 

    (via pursuepower)

     
  2. (Source: sarcarstic, via humoristics)

     
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  4. sigurrossgeller:

    Man comments “boobies :p” on attractive female friend’s new profile picture in vain hope of creating sexual dynamic

    (via refrigeratorlord)

     
  5. australiansanta:

    honestly why don’t i read the paper more the headlines alone are amazing

    (via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

     

  6. bestdad2013:

    when someone explains something to you for the 3rd time and you still dont get it so you kinda just 

    image

    (via k999)

     

  7. neptunain:

    all homeless horses are unstable

    (via k999)

     

  8. brookeeverdeen:

    *slides $10 to the government* please cancel school

    (Source: brookeeverdeen, via stayfittriangle)

     
  9. coolscar:

    my friend is watching the emperors new groove for the first time

    (via whyisyourdoginmybed)

     
  10. sharkchunks:

    forevermealwayslovingyou:

    beardsbluntsbroncos:

    image

    And the award for best use of that deer GIF ever goes to…

    (Source: purrf-ect, via refrigeratorlord)

     

  11. vagbags:

    rainbowcubone:

    vagbags:

    merryduckie:

    vagbags:

    WHO THE FUCK VOTED BILL NYE OFF DANCING WITH THE STARS???? HE INVENTED SCIENCE WHAT DO U THINK YOURE DOIGN

    he left because he got injured..

    WHO THE FUCK HURT BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY

    He tore his own ligaments whilst dancing.

    WHO THE FUCK ALLOWED BILL NYE TO DO THIS TO HIMSELF

    (via whyisyourdoginmybed)

     
  12. thatawkwardblondechick:

    The tweet that saved the entire female population

    (via whyisyourdoginmybed)

     
  13. aphgermanys:

    filthy-hippie-vibes:

    Pika pika, mother fucker.

    you shouldnt have freed them

    (Source: sovietnam, via scroturn)

     
  14. lessonsinorgasmicblowjobsessions:

    coldswarkids:

    edwardspoonhands:

    thelegendofkungjew:

    doxian:

    d-dinosaur:

    rknjl:

    newvagabond:

    NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

    NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE.  LIVE.

    URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.

    <SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

    NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN

    EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE

    PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA

    SURVIVE

    NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA

    REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT

    PRETEND IT’S 2BYA

    EVOLVE

    NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE. 

    FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT. 

    PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.

    STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA

    NO “MATTER”.  EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.

    THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.

    TIME DOES NOT EXIST.

    BE.

    Photos like this remind me of

    (Source: agirlandhisplatypus, via whyisyourdoginmybed)

     

  15. findingallah:

    Imagine being a mother… You’re watching your child get beat up by other children. He’s bloody & they’re taunting him. The mothers of the children who are distressing your son are calling you & your daughters a whore. They lock your son up behind a gate & won’t let him out. It’s getting dark soon….