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  2. insertlesbianhere:

    insertlesbianhere:

    insertlesbianhere:

    i’m gonna be a lesbian ghost for halloween

    booooooooooobs

    fuck you this is golden

    (via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

     

  3. sextpert:

    sextpert:

    I LOVE IT WHEN COMPANIES REPLY TO PEOPLE’S TWEETS ABOUT THEM

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    amazing

    (Source: sextpert-deactivated20140114, via les-poissonss)

     

  4. ukaku:

    comforting ur friends when they’re feeling bad about themselves like

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    (via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

     
  5. silly-puppy:

    an underrated moment

    (via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

     

  6. imdoingstuffandthingslori:

    lesmiserablephantom:

    totallynotmisha:

    damianmcgintleman:

    twerker:

    2013 is the first year since 1987 to have different numbers

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    what about 1982
    1983
    1984
    1985
    &
    1986 Hmmm

    since 1987. 

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    (Source: bowel, via laughism)

     

    1. When someone walks slower than me: omfg your slow ass is clogging up the hallway for the rest of us put some pep in your step grandma
    2. When someone walks faster than me: jesus christ are you on the run from the police this isn't a race you can tone it down usain bolt
    3. When someone walks at the same pace as me: who gave your creepy ass permission to walk with me get the fuck away before I call the cops
     
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  8. princessspells:

    feelthespookyglory:

    ccushty:

    punkgender:

    one of the worst things about becoming educated on social issues is when people are like ‘you used to have a sense of humor’

    no i used to have internalized prejudices which i’ve worked really hard to overcome and i realize now that your jokes are shitty

    Always reblog this because becoming more socially aware makes you dislike a lot of people

    you guys must be fun at parties

    you aren’t invited to this party

    (via stayfittriangle)

     

  9. imkoreanletmeeatyourdog:

    brilliances:

    What if everything was just a bad dream and you wake up to a perfect life

    Or what if everything was just a really good dream and you wake up to a shitty life

    (Source: cartel, via humoristics)

     

  10. Let’s make Dean in gym shorts the most reblogged picture on Tumblr.

    sourpatch-k:

    supernaturalsoul:

    two-winchesters-and-castiel:

    highly-functioning-otter:

    crazy-jensenackles-fangirl:

    everydayiamcumberbatchin:

    thewinchesterswagger:

    itsjustjensen:

    thewinchesterswagger:

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    “Challenge accepted!” —SPN fandom.

    omg this is still going

    IT’S A RULE TO REBLOG EVERY TIME IT SHOWS UP ON YOUR DASH.

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    Third time reblogging it today, and I regret nothing

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    Broke 5 Million!

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    Still going strong..

    (Source: inthemidstofmonsters, via what-is-this-i-dont-even)

     

  11. leader-of-standing-purgatorians:

    princess-romanova:

    So I hadn’t yet come out to my mum and today I got home to see that someone had changed the cover on my bed to this

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    And then I saw that they left a note on the bed, so I went over to take a look at it and

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    My mum is the best 

    Whenever I see this I think well what if you weren’t gay and you came home one day to this

    (via refrigeratorlord)

     
  12. maybenotboring:

    and at no point has anyone thought “maybe we should not build a giant flammable goat this year”

    (via reginasmom)

     
  13. coolben94:

    Dear past self,

    When u cut off ur hair mom wont be that mad and you dont have to run away.

    From,
    Ben (that’s you)

    (via getting-fit-staying-fab)

     
  14. (Source: verticurl, via ruinedchildhood)