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oomshi:

britney spears a fish to feed her family 

(via borinq)

bikinimybottom:

if jay z ever freaks out and murders his entire family all i know is that the headlines better read ‘jay z goes cray z’

(via notulrik)

snoew:

12 POINTS FROM SWEDEN TO NORWAY

12 POINTS FROM NORWAY TO SWEDEN

CAN I HEAR THE WEDDING BELLS

(via notulrik)

alrights:

alrights:

alrights:

help im broke i spent all my money on coffee

jk i have 5 more dollars just enough for another coffee

help im broke i spent all my money on coffee

(via notulrik)

ibleedtheatre:

fangirlingwithhazza:

myversionofperfect:

hyliam:

they should invent

a treadmill

with a laptop built in

and unless you were walking, the internet wouldn’t work

like you had to be walking on it, you can’t just trick it and stand on the sides

i would lose so much weight

the faster you go the faster the wifi

Now that’s motivation

(via musicinsoulheardbyuniverse)

sometimelow:

this one time in sixth grade i was waiting for my bus because it was late and this girl was cleaning out her locker and a teacher was helping her and all of the sudden the teacher started screaming and the girl started crying and all i heard was “YOU HAVE A GOLDFISH LIVING IN YOUR LOCKER??!!”

(via thatlolblog)

hateruess:

yo fuck anyone who doesn’t want you in their life and fuck anyone who treats you bad and fuck anyone who breaks your heart because they’re all fuckin losers and they’re definitely not worth your time because your time is precious and the only people who deserve it are people who treat you right and are nice and don’t lie to you and buy you ice cream.

(via afuckingstupidandlovelyblog)

kenfucky:

opening the fridge for the first time after someone went grocery shopping

(via foreveralone-lyguy)

asap-tran:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

fuck

(via tickling-your-man-boobies)