2. proctalgia:

    girls dont want you to be nice to them because they’re girls they want you to be nice to them because they’re human beings and you should be nice to everyone wtf is wrong with you

    (via sometimelow)


  3. thegirlwithcaramelskin:



    Grab her booty in front of dudes who want her.

    Grab her booty in front of women who want you.

    That second one means so much.

    (via eathealthytolive)

  4. ultrafunnypictures:

    My sister got a microscope for her birthday

    (via shedding-my-fat-suit)


  5. njena:

    its a shame that in 6 or so billion years, any and all existence on earth will be wiped out by the sun’s expansion, and it’s almost scary to think about how even now the sun continues to grow bigger and hotter, sexy and hotter let’s shut it down. pound the alarm

    (Source: doppelgender, via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)


  6. swamped:

    Do u ever look at someone and you’re like how

    (via slutqueen)


  7. kindbaby:

    Hello this is a petition for tumblr to release all urls that have been inactive for 1+ years

    (via orgasmic-humor)


  8. plant-strong:

    Scooby Doo has great life lessons to teach:

    If something evil is happening, it’s probably an old white man trying to make money.

    (via lulz-time)

  9. kastland:


    (via not-thefunniestblog)


  10. jailor:

    in 5th grade i used to suck on my arm and i dont know why but it was a really bad habit of mine like how kids sucked their thumbs, i sucked on my arm and my cousin who was in like 10th grade at the time asked if i had a hickey on my arm and i didnt know what it was and i said yes and he told me i was a “playa” and i told him i liked sports 

    (via cracks-me-up)


  11. beyoncebeytwice:

    if u go through my phones call log all you see is my mothers number over and over

    (via death-by-lulz)

  12. tsunamio:


    MY CAT??


    (Source: soranotsky, via whyisyourdoginmybed)


  13. 4rianagrande:

    i hope u find someone that mindlessly plays with your hands and lightly strokes your legs and massages your back and plays with your hair and i hope that u feel like you’re home when u look at them

    (via what-e-v-a-h)

  14. oldmanstephanie:


    I love this post.

    is that a fucking pun

    (via whyisyourdoginmybed)


  15. b0urney:


    my heart goes out to all the kids that have parents that turn the interent off at night

    my heart goes out to the kids who don’t know how to turn the internet back on

    (Source: hotboyproblems, via whyisyourdoginmybed)