1. relatablefangirl:

    poking-roger-waters-penis:

    freddies-beautiful-smile:

    freddies-beautiful-smile:

    Mother of god. My mom was trying to take a picture of our christmas tree. Being the troll I am, I kept photobombing. She had me sit down to stop and I threw my phone, knowing it’d never work. It worked. We have a picture of our christmas tree with a flying phone

    image

    You guys thought I was kidding…

    omG

    it looks like it’s taking a selfie… #nomakeup #natural #xmas

    (Source: followmeintocardboardcastles, via lets-go-get-fit)

     

  2. volcainist:

    rebuy:

    i hope flip phones make a comeback in 2015 

    (via humoristics)

     
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  5. ohitsdanny:

    To install iOS 8 on your Apple device, you may have to free up some space by deleting apps and photos, clearing out your loft, selling your car, burning all your clothes and putting grandma into a home.

    (via gottagoslower)

     
  6. (Source: perrabasica, via thatfunnyblog)

     
  7. aduhm:

    he fuck that goat

    (Source: toomanykids, via humoristics)

     
  8. (Source: ncislovers, via rosiedoll)

     

  9. onoasa:

    jeffersonstarshipshavethetardis:

    okay so we know about jesus when he’s a baby, and jesus when he’s an adult, but does the bible ever mention his rebellious teenager years?

    ‘jesus, go feed the donkey.’
    ‘yOU’RE NOT MY REAL FATHER’ 

    the ground shakes a little, and a voice comes down from the sky

    ‘do what your stepfather says you little shit’

    (Source: redeyesandturntables, via fuckyeahloldemort)

     
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  11. itsstuckyinmyhead:

    Why you should follow Denny’s on Tumblr

    (via shits-and-giggles-and-shit)

     

  12. "There is nothing sadder than a child who has barely seen the world, yet who has seen enough of it to know that they do not wish to be a part of it."
     
  13. fatphrodite:

    #ThatsHowIUsedToDrawBirds

    (Source: doncasturbate, via shits-and-giggles-and-shit)

     

  14. woodmeat:

    woodmeat:

    steveaokiofficial:

    whoa if u type ur password on tumblr it will block it out 

    ************

    creampieguy99

    so yall were gonna let me play myself like that

    (Source: swordweedonline, via shits-and-giggles-and-shit)

     

  15. homosaxual:

    funimationentertainment:

    what if doorbells went dong ding instead of ding dong

    don’t say something like that

    (Source: macklemoreforrealsocialjustcie, via shits-and-giggles-and-shit)