1. asian:


    so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit

    $80 for eye shadow???

    is it made out of unicorn shit

    what is naked 3

    why is it called naked

    will it make her look naked

    why is it $50

    that’s 50 cheese burgers

    i can’t deal with make up good bye

    (via deadlift-khaleesi)


  2. joydick:

    asking whats for dinner is scary because it could make or break your night

    (Source: joydick, via thehilariousblog)


  3. officialpigeon:

    give me a he’ll yeah if ur blogging on mobile

    (via deepfriedchickenwing)


  4. officialschool:


    how do i get abs without doing anything


    (via les-poissonss)


  5. michaxl:

    how do dogs go down stairs on all fours that shit is terrifying

    (via humoristics)

  6. badveganwolf:


    Photographer Mattias Klum from National Geographic gets close and personal with a lion.

    "and all of a sudden you feel very small" damn right

    (via page-404-not-found)


  7. officialprincewilliam:

    names are so weird it’s like what noise should i make to get your attention

    (via k999)


  8. theladychelsea:


    Sometimes you need to remind yourself that you were the one who carried you through the heartache. You are the one who sits with the cold body on the shower floor, and picks it up. You are the one who feeds it, who clothes it, who tucks it into bed, and you should be proud of that. Having the strength to take care of yourself when everyone around you is trying to bleed you dry, that is the strongest thing in the universe.

    I absolutely needed to read that.

    (Source: sarahaliceyoung, via thursdayscecil)

  9. phantomofthebookstore:

    one of the most emotional moments in the simpsons

    (Source: this-episode, via ruinedchildhood)


  10. nakedly:

    kissing when you’re half asleep is the best thing ever

    (via fitforfightforfit)

  11. bewbin:

    i win 

    (Source: bewbin, via borinq)


  13. baebly:

    if you make me laugh im already 89% in love with you 

    (via trollingthetroller)